Sunday, July 13, 2008

The trouble with doors

is they need knobs. These need not be locked, but can be locked. Which will then need keys.

The trouble with keys is they need to be carried about. Which means they can be left behind, or locked inside, or lost.

The trouble with keys left behind is you have to make sure someone's already home before you are.

The trouble with keys locked inside is you need to know how to pick locks, or break knobs, or break down doors. Or have someone do these things for you.

aaaaa The trouble with picking locks is that it's suspect. More so if aaaaa you have someone do it for you.

aaaaa The trouble with breaking knobs is you will need new ones. aaaaa With new keys.

aaaaa The trouble with breaking down doors is you end up with no aaaaa door. But then you will not need knobs. Nor keys.

The trouble with keys locked inside the rooms is you end up feeling stupid.

The trouble with keys lost is that doors have knobs. Which can be locked. Which will then need keys.

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