An F for EFFort.

Dahil finals week. At masakit ang ulo ko dahil kulang ako sa tulog at alak.

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I. Multiple Choice. Choose the best answer among the choices provided.


1. I'm not sure whether March was

(A) busy
(B) boring
(C) lazy
(D) depressing

2. All I can remember is that I didn't feel like writing anything in this blog. But I kinda made a promise

(A) to post here at least once a month
(B) to post here once a week!
(C) to try to keep my promises
(D) not to promise anything to anyone at all

3. So anyway, in order to be able to come up with an answer, I decided to look through my very bulky and cumbersome Starbucks planner which I

(A) "got for free" by collecting the required number of stickers
(B) received from a friend for Christmas
(C) got to use religiously for the month of January only
(D) use as a pillow

4. And to my surprise, only two things were particularly worthy of note. The best of which was

(A) replacing my contact lenses
(B) The Vagina Monologues
(C) my best friend leaving for Japan
(D) writing papers for Medieval Lit

5. and the worst being

(A) replacing my contact lenses
(B) The Vagina Monologues
(C) my best friend leaving for Japan
(D) writing papers for Medieval Lit

6. But that isn't really the point. How can a whole month, which is composed of

(A) 31 days
(B) 4 weeks
(C) a whole lunar cycle
(D) all of the above

7. can only have two events worth looking back on? Which leads me to the conclusion that my life

(A) is static
(B) sucks
(C) is quiet and peaceful and stress-free
(D) does not deserve a Starbucks planner

8. But then again, summer is nearing and that should at the very least be

(A) awfully hot
(B) restful
(C) boring
(D) beach season

9. Aaaargh! But I forgot! This summer, I won't have

(A) sex
(B) work
(C) friends
(D) time

10. And therefore, I won't have

(A) STDs
(B) money
(C) a social life
(D) a boring time


II. Bonus. Fill in the blanks.

Talk about _________________! (Hint: Put your answer in Part I, #1 here.)


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At siguro, dahil sa mga linyang 'to:

" you are a miracle but that is not all
you are also a stiff drink and i am on call
you are a party and i am a school night
and i'm lookin' for my door key
but you are my porch light"

--Galing sa "School Night" ni Ani DiFranco