Because I was stupid

someone is now the new owner of a lovely N93i. Knock yourself out, bitch.

Point is, I will need to get another phone, not to mention another freaking number. So yes, I am currently out of service area, cannot be reached, unnattended, etc, etc, etfuckingc.

Have a nice day, everyone.

The you'll-never-see-in-Cosmo Quiz

What is your geekoid factor?

1. My hair is ______
(A) Short and well-combed.
(B) Longer than acceptable.
(C) Necessary to keep my brain warm.

2. Glasses or Contacts?
(A) Contacts! Definitely more flattering.
(B) Glasses. No fuss, no muss.
(C) Glasses. They don't make contacts in my grade.

3. I don't leave home without __________
(A) My cell phone.
(B) My laptop.
(C) My TI-92.

4. Binary code is ________
(A) Something I will never use.
(B) The law that makes bigamy illegal.
(C) My mother-tongue.

5. Do you enjoy alcohol?
(A) Yes, once in a while.
(B) Yes, everyday.
(C) Yes, I like to disinfect every so often.

6. Boxers or briefs?
(A) Boxers. I like to move it move it.
(B) Briefs. Tightie-whities for the family jewels.
(C) Depends on my mom. She still dresses me.


Star Trek or Star Mall? Just how geeky are you? Check the comments section for analysis!

Zero is a perfect circle

Because we fear being by ourselves
Yes became the language of love
And so we walk around wounded
Veterans of the splitting
That occurred in some philosopher’s head
Await the only answer but
Forgo the question and the quest

connect the dots.

It's nearing 5:30 and I am still in the office. This is not bad, as I arrived past 10. But my brain, like the PICC aircon, automatically shuts down at 5. Below, 5 proofs of purchase.


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Random Question

F: 11 + 16?
A: 21.
F: Hindi kaya.
A: Ay. 17!

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Random Thought

You know how the phrase "blood drained between ___ legs" means so much different when you change the pronoun? Disgusting, yes. But I do have a point:

1: His brain stopped working as blood drained between his legs.
2: Her brain stopped working as blood drained between her legs.

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Random conversation in another time

F: Pero alam mo, if I could travel anywhere in the world, I'd go to Athens. Ikaw?
A: Prague na siguro.
F: Siyeeet...

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Random Chismis

P: Huy, nakita ko si J____ sa Gateway nung weekend.
A: Ows? So near my house!
P: May ka-date nga eh.
A: Ako yu--
P: Lalake.

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Random Phonecall

A: Hello, may I speak with the secretary of Senator ________?
S: Ay, sorry, wala siya dito ngayon.
A: Okay. Ano po yung pangalan nung secretary? Para siya na lang po ang hahanapin ko next time.
S: Ah, hindi ko alam eh. Basta hindi ako yun.

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Yun lang po. Bow.